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Joke Topic - 'Maths'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.

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Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

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