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Joke Topic - 'Maths'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.


What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

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