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Joke Topic - 'Maths'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.

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Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Promises

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

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