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Joke Topic - 'Maths'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
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What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
Collie flour.
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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
Brains
Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
Teeth
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
He gave her falsetto teeth.
Vanity
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Boat
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- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
School
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
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