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Joke Topic - 'Maths'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, 'take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': 'I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
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