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Joke Topic - 'Maths'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.


Lack Of Brains Hinders Research


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport


Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

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