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Joke Topic - 'Maths'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.

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Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

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