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Joke Topic - 'Maths' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, 'take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': 'I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
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If my girlfriend said what she thought, she'd be completely speechless.
Executives
He is a born executive his father owns the business.
Computers
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
You back it up.
Pizza
Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Arguing
Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Water
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No, it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No, it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Pencils
What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
Stationary.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken, who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Because they've herd it all before.