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Joke Topic - 'Maths'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.


What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'


Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!


What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

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