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Joke Topic - 'Maths'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Maths'.


Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.


My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

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