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Joke Topic - 'Mary Poppins'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mary Poppins'.

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When Mary Poppins grew too old for the nanny business, she moved out to L.A., to open a fortune-telling shop and mouth-wash store. She hung a sign out her window upon opening, which said:
"SUPER CALIFORNIA MYSTIC. EXPERT: HALITOSIS"


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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

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