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Joke Topic - 'Martians'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Martians'.

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A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
"Where are we?" one martian asked.
"I think we're in a graveyard," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108."
"What's his name?"
"Miles from Omaha."
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Two martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night. "Where are we?" one martian asked. "I think we're in a cemetary," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there that man lived to be 108." "What's his name?" "Miles from Omaha."
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Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.


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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Jokes

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

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