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Joke Topic - 'Martians' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Martians'.
A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
'Where are we?' one Martian asked.
'I think we're in a graveyard,' replied the other, 'Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108.'
'What's his name?'
'Miles from Omaha.'
3>'Where are we?' one Martian asked.
'I think we're in a graveyard,' replied the other, 'Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108.'
'What's his name?'
'Miles from Omaha.'
Two Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night. 'Where are we?' one martian asked. 'I think we're in a cemetery,' replied the other, 'Look at the gravestone over there. That man lived to be 108.' 'What's his name?' 'Miles from Omaha.'
3>Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
2>They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
2>Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Dracula
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
2>A plasma.
Ants
What do you call a ninety-year-old ant?
An antique.
2>An antique.
Newspapers
Printed in a newspaper - The relationship that started while Hugh and Ruth attended grammar school together will end with their marriage.
2>Consultants
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
2>Sheep
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
2>To the baa-baa shop.
Police
Did you hear that last night, a truck containing wigs was stolen?
20 policemen are currently combing the area.
2>20 policemen are currently combing the area.
Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
2>An extra cholesterol.
Lightbulbs
How many drunk Irishmen are needed to change a light bulb.
100. Someone holds the light bulb, and 99 people drink until the room spins.
2>100. Someone holds the light bulb, and 99 people drink until the room spins.