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Joke Topic - 'Martians' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Martians'.

A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
'Where are we?' one Martian asked.
'I think we're in a graveyard,' replied the other, 'Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108.'
'What's his name?'
'Miles from Omaha.'

Two Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night. 'Where are we?' one martian asked. 'I think we're in a cemetery,' replied the other, 'Look at the gravestone over there. That man lived to be 108.' 'What's his name?' 'Miles from Omaha.'

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

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