A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
"Where are we?" one martian asked.
"I think we're in a graveyard," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108."
"What's his name?"
"Miles from Omaha."
Two martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night. "Where are we?" one martian asked. "I think we're in a cemetary," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there that man lived to be 108." "What's his name?" "Miles from Omaha."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Boxer
Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Zombies
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Cows
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Jokes
He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
Cafeteria
Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
Happy Meal
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.