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Joke Topic - 'Married' - 20 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 20 jokes on the topic - 'Married'.

Related Topics: Marriage (29) Husbands (18) Wives (34) Divorce (11)
'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
A husband and wife went to see a marriage guidance counselor.
'This is the problem,' the husband said. 'We've been married ten years. For the last eight, we haven't been able to agree on anything.'
The counselor looked at the wife. 'Is that correct?' he asked.
'Definitely not,' she answered. 'We haven't been able to agree on anything for the last nine years.'
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
My brother said, 'You'd better know from the start that my favorite food is trash and onions.'
The girl said, 'Tripe.'
He said, 'Don't start arguing before we're married.'
My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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