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Joke Topic - 'Married Men' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Married Men'.
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same things.
There's no use in two people remembering the same things.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.
Whales
Save the whales - collect the whole set
Snow
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
Dogs
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Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'
Schools
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
'Bye, son!'
'Bye, son!'
Dandruff
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.