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Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Whenever I bring a guy home, she measures him for a tuxedo.
2>Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Whenever I bring a guy home, she measures him for a tuxedo.
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
1>The two men had been introduced at a party and were sitting in silence, amid the noise of the celebrations, sipping their drinks.
After a few minutes, one of them said, 'You may have noticed that I'm a man of few words.'
'Yes, I'm married too,' the other man quietly replied.
3>After a few minutes, one of them said, 'You may have noticed that I'm a man of few words.'
'Yes, I'm married too,' the other man quietly replied.
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
1>Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years met while shopping. One woman said, 'I heard that you got married.'
'Yes,' said the second woman, 'I married a lawyer, and an honest man too.'
'Oh,' said the first woman, 'Isn't that bigamy?'
3>'Yes,' said the second woman, 'I married a lawyer, and an honest man too.'
'Oh,' said the first woman, 'Isn't that bigamy?'
What do you call two spiders who have just been married?
Newlywebs.
1>Newlywebs.
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
1>On their bunnymoon!
Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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