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Joke Topic - 'Married' - Page 2 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Married'.

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Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Whenever I bring a guy home, she measures him for a tuxedo.
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
The two men had been introduced at a party and were sitting in silence, amid the noise of the celebrations, sipping their drinks.
After a few minutes, one of them said, 'You may have noticed that I'm a man of few words.'
'Yes, I'm married too,' the other man quietly replied.
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Two women who hadn't seen each other for five years met while shopping. One woman said, 'I heard that you got married.'
'Yes,' said the second woman, 'I married a lawyer, and an honest man too.'
'Oh,' said the first woman, 'Isn't that bigamy?'
What do you call two spiders who have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
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