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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 29 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
'Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.'
A man is getting married and is standing beside his bride in the church. Next to him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, 'Why have you brought your golf clubs?'
The groom replies, 'Well, this isn't going to take all day, is it?'
His bride whispers, 'Why have you brought your golf clubs?'
The groom replies, 'Well, this isn't going to take all day, is it?'
Adam and Eve had a truly exceptional marriage. He was spared from hearing about all the men she could have married, while she was spared from hearing about his mother's cooking.
Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Fred: Have you ever seen a machine that can detect when someone is lying?
Joe: Have you seen one? I have married one!
Joe: Have you seen one? I have married one!
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Henry: Darling. Will you marry me?
Jane: No. But I will always admire your good taste.
Jane: No. But I will always admire your good taste.
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Marriage - a three-ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Marriage is like a bathtub. It's not so hot once you are in it for a while.
Marriage: The first union to defy management.