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Joke Topic - 'Marriage License'


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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

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