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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

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You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

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