Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Wedding Anniversary
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
Dracula
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
Piano
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.