Dracula
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
Daughters
Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Stupid
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Men
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
Pigs
Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet?
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.