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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

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You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."


Now where did I park my hard drive?


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.


What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?


Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.


Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

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