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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Why don't snowmen marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Wife: To think that I had to marry you in order to realize how foolish you truly are.
Husband: When I asked you to marry me, you ought to have recognized that.
Husband: When I asked you to marry me, you ought to have recognized that.
Wife: Why did you come home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When:-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight, and when you get home, there is a sandwich on the front porch.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight, and when you get home, there is a sandwich on the front porch.
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Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Success
If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Work
Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Thieves
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
A woofle.
Eating
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
You get tinselitis.
Oranges
Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?