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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

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You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.


Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.


Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?


DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.


Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

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