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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

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You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

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