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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

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You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

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