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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - Page 3 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

Related Topics: Husbands (18) Wives (34) Married (20) Divorce (11)
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Why don't snowmen marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Wife: To think that I had to marry you in order to realize how foolish you truly are.
Husband: When I asked you to marry me, you ought to have recognized that.
Wife: Why did you come home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When:-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight, and when you get home, there is a sandwich on the front porch.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

Teachers

Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

Men

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet?
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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