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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3
You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
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Donald.
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