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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3
You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Oh, no, not you again.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Wedding Anniversary
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
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He was a right pain in the neck.
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No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Because he got the sack.
Driving
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