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Joke Topic - 'Marriage' - 3

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Marriage'.

Related Topics: Husbands (9) Matrimony (1) Married (18) Divorce (10) Divorced (1) Wives (8)

You Know When It's Going To Be A Bad Day When :-
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight .... and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.


Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.


Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.


You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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