Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Travel Agents
Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Aspirins
Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
Months
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
Engineers
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
Vacation
What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A Man
What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.