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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'


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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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