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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marinate'.


Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !


What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!


Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

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