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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'


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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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