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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marinate'.


Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.


How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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