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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marinate'.

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

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