Joke Topic - 'Marinate'

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

I used to think.
What made you stop?

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!