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Joke Topic - 'Marinate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marinate'.

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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