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Joke Topic - 'Marble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.

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My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Blisters

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.

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