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Joke Topic - 'Marble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.

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My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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