Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa Claus
If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Live
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
Boyfriend
Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
Catch The Attention
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Office Party
You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Boss
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.