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Joke Topic - 'Marble'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.


My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline


What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


Autopsy is a dying art

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