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Joke Topic - 'Marble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.

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My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

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