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Joke Topic - 'Marble'


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My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Intelligent

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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