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Joke Topic - 'Marble'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.


My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.


How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


Wakeup to insomnia


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.

A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.


Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.


What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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