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Joke Topic - 'Marble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Marble'.

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My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

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