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Joke Topic - 'Manure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Manure'.

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My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'


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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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