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Joke Topic - 'Manure'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Manure'.
My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'
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