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Joke Topic - 'Managers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Managers'.


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.

How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

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What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.


My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.


Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done

Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.


Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

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