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Joke Topic - 'Management'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Management'.

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

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