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Joke Topic - 'Management'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Management'.

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.

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