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Joke Topic - 'Management'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Management'.

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

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