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Joke Topic - 'Management'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Management'.

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Chicken Soup

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Ducks

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

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