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Joke Topic - 'Man'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

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