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Joke Topic - 'Man'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
'I do.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Elves
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
A. He used elf raising flour.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
By iceicle.
Pay Attention
Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Rabbits
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Dance
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
San Frandisco.
Mind
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
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