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Joke Topic - 'Man'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.


Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.


Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.


There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.


Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

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