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Joke Topic - 'Man'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

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