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Joke Topic - 'Man'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.


Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

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Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.


What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?


Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.


Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.


How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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