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Joke Topic - 'Man'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


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Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

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