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Joke Topic - 'Man'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.

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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!

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