Joke Topic - 'Man'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

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