Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Elves
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
Pay Attention
Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Rabbits
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Dance
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
Mind
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.