Joke Topic - 'Man'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Man'.

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

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