Joke Topic - 'Mama'

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.