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Joke Topic - 'Mama'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mama'.


What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.


What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.


During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.


DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.


Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

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