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Joke Topic - 'Mama'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mama'.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.


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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

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