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Joke Topic - 'Mama'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mama'.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.


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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

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