Joke Topic - 'Mama'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mama'.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

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