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Joke Topic - 'Mama'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mama'.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.


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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Bark

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.

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