Joke Topic - 'Mall'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mall'.

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.

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