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Joke Topic - 'Mall'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mall'.

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I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.


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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

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