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Joke Topic - 'Mall'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mall'.

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I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.


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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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