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Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Make Sure'.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

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