Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!