Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pig
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
The Bell
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
School
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Personality
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
College
What key went to college?
A Yale.
Used Cars
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.