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Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Make Sure'.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.

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