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Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Make Sure'.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

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