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Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Make Sure'.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.

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