Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br>
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
Builders
Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
Birds
What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
Young
When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Sleeping
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
Vegetables
What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.