Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.

What key went to college?
A Yale.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.