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Joke Topic - 'Make Sure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Make Sure'.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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College

What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

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