Joke Topic - 'Major'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Major'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

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What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

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