Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
Christmas
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Cows
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only
6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Memory
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Cars
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
Captain Kirk
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.