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Joke Topic - 'Major'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Major'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

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