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Joke Topic - 'Major'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Major'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

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Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.


Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!


Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

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