Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - M / Joke Topic - Major - 1

Joke Topic - 'Major'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Major'.

$text4

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
$text4

Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
$text4

Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
$text4

Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
$text4

Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
$text4

A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
$text4

The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
$text4

Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

This is page 1 of 1