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Joke Topic - 'Major'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Major'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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