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Joke Topic - 'Major'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Major'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

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