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Joke Topic - 'Mail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mail'.


How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.


Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.


How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.


I used to think.
What made you stop?


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.


What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

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