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Joke Topic - 'Mail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mail'.


How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

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Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.


Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?


How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.


What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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