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Joke Topic - 'Mail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mail'.


How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

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How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.


Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!


What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.


What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.


Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

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