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Joke Topic - 'Mail'


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How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.


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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Think

I used to think.
What made you stop?
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

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