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Joke Topic - 'Mail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mail'.

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How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.


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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Poet

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

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