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Joke Topic - 'Magnet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magnet'.

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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

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