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Joke Topic - 'Magnet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magnet'.

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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!

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