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Joke Topic - 'Magnet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magnet'.

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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

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