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Joke Topic - 'Magnet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magnet'.

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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!

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