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Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magistrates'.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open

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A golden receiver.


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A fowl smell.


What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.


Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

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