Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.