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Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magistrates'.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open

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The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.


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Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.

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