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Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magistrates'.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Bee

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

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