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Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magistrates'.

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Magistrates act to keep theaters open


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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Guitars

Why pick on guitars
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

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