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Joke Topic - 'Magistrates'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magistrates'.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open

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Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!


He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

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