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Joke Topic - 'Magicians'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Magicians'.


Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

What do you call a lady magician?

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Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).

Time Travel

There's no future in time travel


How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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