Here are some randomly selected joke topics
London
Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Think
I used to think.
What made you stop?
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
Christmas
Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
Bees
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
Pizza
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!