Joke Topic - 'Magicians'

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

I used to think.
What made you stop?

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!