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Joke Topic - 'Magicians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Magicians'.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.


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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

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