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Joke Topic - 'Magicians'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Magicians'.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
A: A flying sorcerer.
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Trixie.
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Santa
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Because he has a black belt!
Baseball
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
People
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Kilts
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Pigs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Water
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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