Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Work
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Person
"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Angel
What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
Kangaroos
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
Scarf
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
Cargo
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo,
and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
A Tropical Fruit
What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.