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Joke Topic - 'Magicians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Magicians'.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.


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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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