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Joke Topic - 'Magicians'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Magicians'.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.


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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Think

I used to think.
What made you stop?
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

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