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Joke Topic - 'Magician'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Magician'.

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He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it around it dissappeared! The parrot said "It's in his pocket, it's in his pocket". The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the parrot said, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!" The magician got mad because he couldn't keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.
One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:
"Ok, I give up! Where'd you hide the ship?"
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What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.

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