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Joke Topic - 'Magician'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Magician'.

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He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it around it dissappeared! The parrot said "It's in his pocket, it's in his pocket". The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the parrot said, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!" The magician got mad because he couldn't keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.
One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:
"Ok, I give up! Where'd you hide the ship?"
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What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

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