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Joke Topic - 'Magician'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Magician'.

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He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it around it dissappeared! The parrot said "It's in his pocket, it's in his pocket". The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the parrot said, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!" The magician got mad because he couldn't keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.
One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:
"Ok, I give up! Where'd you hide the ship?"
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What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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