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Joke Topic - 'Magician'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Magician'.

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He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Once upon a time there was a cruise ship sailing. On board, a magician was giving a show to some passengers. The magician ALWAYS had a parrot on his shoulder. Whenever the magician told a joke, the parrot would give it away. One time the magician had a knife, he spun it around it dissappeared! The parrot said "It's in his pocket, it's in his pocket". The crowd booed him because the parrot gave it away. The next trick he did, he waved a wand around and it vanished. Again, the parrot said, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!" The magician got mad because he couldn't keep any of his tricks secret. The parrot kept giving them away.
One day the cruise ship sank. The magician and the parrot managed to make it to an island where they stayed for about 3 months when the parrot, all of a sudden, burst out and asked:
"Ok, I give up! Where'd you hide the ship?"
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What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Bookkeeper

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

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