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Joke Topic - 'Magic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magic'.


Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

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What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.


What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?


Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!


What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

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