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Joke Topic - 'Magic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magic'.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.


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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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