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Joke Topic - 'Magic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magic'.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.


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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

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