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Joke Topic - 'Magic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magic'.


Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

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What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.


What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.


Death is hereditary


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'


If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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