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Joke Topic - 'Magic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Magic'.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.


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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

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