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Joke Topic - 'Maggot'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Maggot'.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.


If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.


Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.


What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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