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Joke Topic - 'Maggot'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Maggot'.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

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Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

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A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.


Watch out for the idiot behind me.


Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.

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