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Joke Topic - 'Maggot'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Maggot'.

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What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

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