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Joke Topic - 'Madness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Madness'.

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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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