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Joke Topic - 'Madness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Madness'.

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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Vampires

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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