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Joke Topic - 'Madness'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Madness'.


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!


Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.


What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.


Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.


What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

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