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Joke Topic - 'Madness'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Madness'.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Elephants
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Sheep
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
To the baa-baa shop.
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
After it’s been sliced.
Florida
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
An extra cholesterol.
Sent
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Birthdays
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
He remembered it.
Boyfriend
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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