Joke Topic - 'Lunch'

Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Lunch'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet, who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.'
My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.

What do ghosts like to eat for lunch?
Spook-etti.

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.