Joke Topic - 'Lunch'

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!