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Joke Topic - 'Lunch' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Lunch'.

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Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.


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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

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