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Joke Topic - 'Lunch' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Lunch'.


Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.


What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.


Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.


I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.


Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

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