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Joke Topic - 'Lucky'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lucky'.


My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.


Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.


Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.


What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"


What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!


Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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