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Joke Topic - 'Lucky'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lucky'.

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My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
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Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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