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Joke Topic - 'Lucky'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lucky'.


My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.


What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do


When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

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