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Joke Topic - 'Lucky'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lucky'.

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My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
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Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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