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Joke Topic - 'Lucky'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lucky'.


My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.

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What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.


How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"


He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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