My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Computer Programmers
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Born On A Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
A Dime
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Dogs
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
Newspaper
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.