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Joke Topic - 'Loves You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Loves You'.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.


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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Hi

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

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