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Joke Topic - 'Loves You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Loves You'.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.


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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Cannibals

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

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