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Joke Topic - 'Loud'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Loud'.

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Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Animal

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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