Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Orange
Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
Mother-in-law
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Vikings
Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Dogs
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Ghosts
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
King Kong
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.