Joke Topic - 'Loud'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Loud'.

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Orange

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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