Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Passengers
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Mother-in-law
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Tourists
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Animal
Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.