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Joke Topic - 'Lost'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lost'.

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Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.
They yelled "Where are we?"
The man replied "You are in a balloon".
One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said "that man is obviously a lawyer".
How can you tell?, the two asked.
"It's easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless".
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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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