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Joke Topic - 'Lost'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lost'.

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Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.
They yelled "Where are we?"
The man replied "You are in a balloon".
One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said "that man is obviously a lawyer".
How can you tell?, the two asked.
"It's easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless".
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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."

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