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Joke Topic - 'Lost'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lost'.

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Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Three men were in a balloon. They got caught in a storm and after being tossed about, they got lost. When the storm calmed down, they eventually floated passed a man on the ground.
They yelled "Where are we?"
The man replied "You are in a balloon".
One of the men in the balloon turned to the others and said "that man is obviously a lawyer".
How can you tell?, the two asked.
"It's easy, the information he gave is totally accurate, and completely useless".
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What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

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