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Joke Topic - 'Lost' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lost'.
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
A diamond in the rough.
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Drums
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
Cats
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
A sourpuss!
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Prison
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in this restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
Marriage
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.