Categories | Topics | Newest | Search

Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - L / Joke Topic - Losing - 1

Joke Topic - 'Losing' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Losing'.

Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

Trees

What is white, light, and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

Cars

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
© 2004 - 2025 Janim.net All Rights Reserved