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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.

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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

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