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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.

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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

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