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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.


What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

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Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.


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A golden receiver.


Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

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