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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.

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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


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Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

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