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Joke Topic - 'Lorry'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lorry'.


What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.


Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.


Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.


Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

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