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Joke Topic - 'Looks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Looks'.

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Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.


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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

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