Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Shadow
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
Scottish
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
Golf Clubs
Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
Vampires
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Restaurants
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Shopping
Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant
available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.