Joke Topic - 'Look' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Look'.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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Marriage is like a bathtub. It's not so hot once you are in it for a while.

Why is it if you send a package by Ship, it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car, it is called a Shipment?

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
I first created the sun, then the earth.

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

Highwayman to the traveler: Your money or your life!
Traveler: Take my life, I'm saving up.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large.