Joke Topic - 'Look' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Look'.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

'I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years.'
'Why not?'
'She doesn't like being interrupted.'

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Death is hereditary