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Joke Topic - 'Lonely'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lonely'.

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A lady who was very lonely bought a parrot from a pet store, complete with cage. Before purchasing it she got a guarantee that the parrot would talk. She took the parrot home. In a week and a half she returned to the store very disappointed.
"The parrot doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a mirror?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a mirror. "So she bought a mirror and installed it in the parrot's cage. Another week and a half went by and she returned.
"The parrot still doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a ladder?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a ladder." So she bought a ladder and installed it in the cage. Another week and a half passed and she returned.
"The parrot still doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a swing?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a swing. "So she bought a swing and installed it in the cage. A week and a half later she returned. She was furious!
The store owner asked, "Did the parrot talk?"
"No!, he died."
"Oh, that's terrible. But did he say anything before he died?"
"Yes.""What?"
"He gasped 'Don't they have any food down at that pet store?'"


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My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
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Vampires

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Garlic

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Cats

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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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