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Joke Topic - 'London'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

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