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Joke Topic - 'London'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.


A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.


Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

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