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Joke Topic - 'London'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

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