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Joke Topic - 'London'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.


A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.


Don't vote - it only encourages them.


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.


'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

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