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Joke Topic - 'London'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'London'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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