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Joke Topic - 'Lobster'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lobster'.
Hamish walks into a posh Scottish restaurant and the waiter says: "Canap� for you sir?"
So Hamish says: "That's very generous of you. I'll have the lobster."
So Hamish says: "That's very generous of you. I'll have the lobster."
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