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Joke Topic - 'Loans' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Loans'.
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, 'I'd like to talk to you about a loan.'
'Great!' the ecstatic loan officer replied, 'How much can you give us?'
2>'Great!' the ecstatic loan officer replied, 'How much can you give us?'
Did you hear about the fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
2>He went to visit the loan shark.
Did you hear about the man who went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
3>'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Executives
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
2>Millionaires
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
2>Steaks
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
2>His job was at steak.
Elephants
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
2>Have you ever tried ironing one?
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
2>A fowl smell.
Steaks
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said, 'Well done.'
Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
2>Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
Christmas
Every Christmas, I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then, my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
2>Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
2>Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
2>Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.