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Joke Topic - 'Loans' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Loans'.

A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, 'I'd like to talk to you about a loan.'
'Great!' the ecstatic loan officer replied, 'How much can you give us?'

Did you hear about the fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

Did you hear about the man who went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

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