A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like
to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied,
"How much can you give us?"
Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Cannonball
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
A Dime
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Bees
What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
Skeletons
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Complain
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Strike
Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
Santa
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Your Opinion
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.