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Joke Topic - 'Loan'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Loan'.

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A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?"
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Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.


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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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Complain

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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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