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Joke Topic - 'Loan'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Loan'.

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A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan." "Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?"

Did you hear about the man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged loans?
'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch at the moment.'
'Well, can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.

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