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Joke Topic - 'Loaf Around'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Loaf Around'.


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

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He was trying to jog his memory.


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Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
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Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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