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Joke Topic - 'Loaf Around'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Loaf Around'.

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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.


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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.

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