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Joke Topic - 'Loaf Around'


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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.


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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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