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Joke Topic - 'Loaf Around'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Loaf Around'.

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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.


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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

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