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Joke Topic - 'Loaf Around'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Loaf Around'.


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!


Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.


What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.


What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

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