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Joke Topic - 'Lizards'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lizards'.


Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.

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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.

Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?


John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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