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Joke Topic - 'Lizards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lizards'.

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Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.


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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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