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Joke Topic - 'Lives'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lives'.

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What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.


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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

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