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Joke Topic - 'Liverpool'


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What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."


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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

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