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Joke Topic - 'Liverpool'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Liverpool'.


What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."

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Is it time for your medication or mine?


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.


What kind of bees live in a graveyard?

Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

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