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Joke Topic - 'Live'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Live'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!

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