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Joke Topic - 'Live'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Live'.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

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What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.


Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..


Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.


Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."


Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!

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