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Joke Topic - 'Live'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Live'.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Bagpipes

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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