Joke Topic - 'Litterbugs'

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.