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Joke Topic - 'Litter'


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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

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